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Monday, 15 June 2009

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Apparently it's serious. Anti-stab knives. Fuck's sake.
The knife has a rounded edge instead of a point and will snag on clothing and skin to make it more difficult to stab someone.

It was invented by industrial designer John Cornock, who was inspired by a documentary in which doctors advocated banning traditional knives.
Why didn't it inspire you tell doctors to stop being so fucking silly, you fucking knob?
He said: “It can never be a totally safe knife, but the idea is you can’t inflict a fatal wound. Nobody could just grab one out of the kitchen drawer and kill someone.”
You almighty fucking mong! Has it not occurred to you firstly that you can still slash with the cutting edge, secondly that sometimes you really need the point of a kitchen knife - coring capsicums and opening packets of San Remo pasta to name but two in my kitchen - and thirdly that the semi-human scum who are actually likely to stab each other will either start carrying screwdrivers instead, or worse, guns.
The knife ... has been tested with “very favourable” results by the Home Office’s Design and Technology Alliance - set up to research products that can deter crime.
What the fuck is that, some sort of government Dragons' Den? Oh, better and better. Not only has this ludicrous tool come up with this pointless - see what I did there - piece of shit, but some Home Orifice wankers have added their encouragement. Given the track record of the Home Orifice in crime deterrence I reckon John Cornock shouldn't get his hopes up.
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