THE current series of Big Brother could be the best one yet, according to the person who has been watching it.The Daily Mash at its very finest.
Ruth Herron, the 48-year-old housewife who constitutes the show's entire audience, said this year's collection of fame-hungry strangers was especially gripping and was puzzled as to why she had no-one to talk to about it.
Mrs Heron, from Stoke, added: "'The format still seems fresh and exciting to me. And I'm not just sayng that because I've spent the last 10 years in a coma after a crane fell on my head."
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Meanwhile former BB winner turned BB pundit, The One Who Lives In A Lighthouse Or Something, said the series was as strong as ever.
"Big Brother has given us some of the most enduring figures in contemporary popular culture. Who could forget characters like The Little Lesbian One Who Looks Like a Testicle, The Unhinged One Who May Have Stuck A Bottle Up Her Tumpsy or The One Who's One of The Ones With The Massive Tits?
"These beloved figures have gone on to become some of the biggest names in daytime cable TV craft shows and prostitution."
Tuesday, 16 June 2009
Big Brother.
No, not that one, this one.
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