Jesus Christ on a bobsleigh never mind thank fuck I left the UK, thank fuck I left the continent. If you happen to look at google Earth and see what looks like a Saturn V rocket being constructed in south east Melbourne it'll be because I heard a rumour that the cunt was in line to be the first King of the World.
UPDATE: Anyway, I thought he was supposed to be bringing peace and brotherly love to the Middle East. Did I miss something or might there be a little bit of finishing off to do on that job?