Awesome Airlines is the first air service provider that caters for those of us who aren't stupid fucks. Are you tired of showing up at the airport an hour early so someone has time to give you a handjob and paw through your luggage? We are.Vintage Cracked! Go read the whole thing.
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TSA agents couldn't find happiness if Megan Fox's vagina piercings set off their metal detector and they couldn't find a terrorist if they opened a car bomb store.
Friday, 21 January 2011
If only.
This kind of attitude to security theatre could actually get me flying again.
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Comments by IntenseDebate
If only.
2011-01-21T17:33:00+11:00
Angry Exile
Humour|Lost In Admiration|Security Theatre|
AllSeeingEye 55p · 734 weeks ago