The Coalition has spent more than £200million in just five months on consultants, PR and marketing, new figures show.I'm so sorry to keep banging on about this, but surely it's clear to just about everybody by now that Britain may have changed the conductors but it's still the same bloody music and to a large extent played by the same band.
Among other spending, UK Trade and Investment distributed grants of £550 to a motorsport company and £500 to a private detective agency.Oh, sweet Jesus, make it stop. Just make it fucking stop.
It also gave out £1,100 to a pet products firm and £881 to a yoga company.
Altogether now:
It's not your fucking money!!