Wrong, because thanks to a revoltingly authoritarian head teacher there's one neighbourhood here where kids can look forward to losing the freedom of association when they start primary school.
Students at [Osbourne Primary School in Mount Martha] on the Mornington Peninsula have been banned from congregating in groups of more than three in a bid to stop gangs of children teasing and upsetting their classmates.What a stroke of fucking genius! Why bother teaching children right from wrong? Why go to the trouble of actually dealing with teasing and bullying as it happens? No, far easier just to ban groups larger than an arbitrarily chosen number in the
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In the latest edition of the school's newsletter, principal Liz Klein wrote that the rule was introduced to stop "gangs of students wandering around the schoolyard teasing and upsetting others for their entertainment".
The newsletter states that students are not permitted to walk around the school in groups larger than three.
Well, for starters there's the point that some of the parents have made:
The controversial rule ... has been criticised by some parents for punishing the whole school rather than just those students doing the wrong thing.Quite, and doing so is not simply unjust but fucking lazy, which would be the second point. I can't imagine how the principal can even begin to justify it unless she was to suggest that it's a valuable lesson about what to expect when they're older since governments at every level will take the same lazy route of punishing largely innocent groups of people, and incidentally taking a huge, diarrheic shit all over their liberties - which is the third point - in order to get at a small number of trouble makers. Could this be the idea?
Yeah, I doubt it too. So what does the principal - and am I just being a pedantic pom approaching middle aged fartihood or does anyone else prefer 'head teacher'? - have to say for herself?
Ms Klein told 3AW today that certain students had made a habit of walking around the school in a pack aggravating others.Certain students, yet Liz's response is a measure targeting all students.
Despite being spoken to by teachers, the students had persisted with their behaviour.Well stack me, who'd have fucking seen that coming? And now those self same little shits can congratulate themselves for continuing to make their fellow pupils' lives at school just that little bit more miserable than they need be, all thanks to Liz Klein and her policy of don't-know-what-to-do-now-so-punishment-for-all. Fucking hell, Liz, whose side are you actually on here? The poor bloody kids who were on the receiving end are now being bullied by you and the fucking school instead of, or more likely as well as, the original bullies.
Because that's the fourth and final problem, Liz. As well as being lazy, unjust, and authoritarian your policy is going to fail as soon as the bullies work out that they only need to split into pairs and target lone kids, which I suspect they might be able to do faster than you did. You're assuming that in a group of three bullying can no longer take place, and simple mathematics - do you teach that at Osbourne? - should be enough to work out that in such a group two children can still gang up on the third. Fucking hell, woman, that's more or less how democracies function. Another lesson, perhaps?
Yeah, right.
* Yes, I realise this means that they are not really freedoms as such, but I'm in a bit of a rush and a discussion on freedoms, liberties and negative and positive rights wasn't the point of this post.
** If you have now got Matt Munro singing in your heads, I have an idea how old you are.*** And if you think beauty surrounds you as well then I also have an idea that you may be on drugs. Or just bloody lucky.
*** If you also have a cat it knows. Trust me, it just does. And its contempt for you has just doubled.
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Maybe Principal Klein should discipline the (identified) miscreants, whilst telling some of the 'victims' to shrug off occasional abuse.
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Stephen Brown · 752 weeks ago
I know full well that it is easy to comment "When I were a lad it were different...." but it really was different. The Head Master was quick to 'modify' the behaviour of the more overt of the bullies. It was a lesson in behavioural therapy to witness the efficacy of Six of the Best applied to the posterior of the malefactors!
Other bullies were dealt with by their would-be victims in many cases. I changed High Schools during my second year and became the intended victim of a fat slob of a bully in my new school. For a week or more he hounded me, culminating in a challenge to a fight in the toilet block at break-time. He was gob-smacked when I turned up, alone. He was with his bunch of fawning acolytes to whom he commented what he was going to do to me as he started to remove his blazer. Which is when I hit him. Hard. In his fat gut. Three times! He went down so I hit him again and again as hard as I could. He rolled to escape, right into the urinal trough. Which is where he lay, in tears, when I pissed on him. His acolytes left, speechless.
I was called to the Head's office about an hour later (the bully had been taken home by his irate Mother) to explain why I was being blamed for the state of a vomiting pupil who reeked of urine. I was quaking in my shoes when I explained.
Once I'd finished speaking the Head was silent for a moment then he asked how I was. I assured him that I was fine. He then delivered a twenty-second homily how such situations were best dealt with by reference to a member of the school-staff before dismissing me. My would-be oppressor stayed away from me for the next three years.
I was never bullied by anyone again in that school!
Let the kids grow up enough to sort out their own problems, it's what they're going to have to do later in life.