The Angry Exile: Carbon tax comeback

The Hangman

Into our town the Hangman came,
Smelling of gold and blood and flame.
And he paced our bricks with a diffident air,
And built his frame in the courthouse square.
The scaffold stood by the courthouse side,
Only as wide as the door was wide;
A frame as tall, or little more,
Than the capping sill of the courthouse door.
And we wondered, whenever we had the time,
Who the criminal, what the crime
That the Hangman judged with the yellow twist
of knotted hemp in his busy fist.
And innocent though we were, with dread,
We passed those eyes of buckshot lead --
Till one cried: "Hangman, who is he
For whom you raised the gallows-tree?"
Then a twinkle grew in the buckshot eye,
And he gave us a riddle instead of reply:
"He who serves me best," said he,
"Shall earn the rope of the gallows-tree."
And he stepped down, and laid his hand
On a man who came from another land.
And we breathed again, for another's grief
At the Hangman's hand was our relief
And the gallows-frame on the courthouse lawn
By tomorrow's sun would be struck and gone.
So we gave him way, and no one spoke,
Out of respect for his Hangman's cloak.
The next day's sun looked mildly down
On roof and street in our quiet town,
And stark and black in the morning air
Was the gallows-tree in the courthouse square.
And the Hangman stood at his usual stand
With the yellow hemp in his busy hand;
With his buckshot eye and his jaw like a pike
And his air so knowing and business-like.
And we cried, "Hangman, have you not done
Yesterday, with the foreign one?"
Then we fell silent, and stood amazed,
"Oh, not for him was the gallows raised."
He laughed a laugh as he looked at us:
"Did you think I'd gone to all this fuss
To hang one man? That's a thing I do
To stretch a rope when the rope is new."
Then one cried "Murder!" and one cried "Shame!"
And into our midst the Hangman came
To that man's place. "Do you hold," said he,
"with him that was meant for the gallows-tree?"
And he laid his hand on that one's arm.
And we shrank back in quick alarm!
And we gave him way, and no one spoke
Out of fear of his Hangman's cloak.
That night we saw with dread surprise
The Hangman's scaffold had grown in size.
Fed by the blood beneath the chute,
The gallows-tree had taken root;
Now as wide, or a little more,
Than the steps that led to the courthouse door,
As tall as the writing, or nearly as tall,
Halfway up on the courthouse wall.
The third he took -- we had all heard tell --
Was a usurer, and an infidel.
"What," said the Hangman "have you to do
With the gallows-bound, and he a Jew?"
And we cried out, "Is this one he
Who has served you well and faithfully?"
The Hangman smiled: "It's a clever scheme
to try the strength of the gallows-beam."
The fourth man's dark, accusing song
Had scratched our comfort hard and long;
"And what concern," he gave us back.
"Have you for the doomed -- the doomed and Black?"
The fifth. The sixth. And we cried again,
"Hangman, Hangman, is this the man?"
"It's a trick," he said. "that we hangmen know
For easing the trap when the trap springs slow."
And so we ceased, and asked no more,
As the Hangman tallied his bloody score.
And sun by sun, and night by night,
The gallows grew to monstrous height.
The wings of the scaffold opened wide
Till they covered the square from side to side;
And the monster cross-beam, looking down,
Cast its shadow across the town.
Then through the town the Hangman came,
Through the empty streets, and called my name --
And I looked at the gallows soaring tall,
And thought, "There is no one left at all
For hanging, and so he calls to me
To help pull down the gallows-tree."
So I went out with right good hope
To the Hangman's tree and the Hangman's rope.
He smiled at me as I came down
To the courthouse square through the silent town.
And supple and stretched in his busy hand
Was the yellow twist of the hempen strand.
And he whistled his tune as he tried the trap,
And it sprang down with a ready snap --
And then with a smile of awful command
He laid his hand upon my hand.
"You tricked me. Hangman!," I shouted then,
"That your scaffold was built for other men...
And I no henchman of yours," I cried,
"You lied to me, Hangman. Foully lied!"
Then a twinkle grew in the buckshot eye,
"Lied to you? Tricked you?" he said. "Not I.
For I answered straight and I told you true --
The scaffold was raised for none but you.
For who has served me more faithfully
Then you with your coward's hope?" said he,
"And where are the others who might have stood
Side by your side in the common good?"
"Dead," I whispered. And amiably
"Murdered," the Hangman corrected me:
"First the foreigner, then the Jew...
I did no more than you let me do."
Beneath the beam that blocked the sky
None had stood so alone as I.
The Hangman noosed me, and no voice there
Cried "Stop!" for me in the empty square.

Maurice Ogden

Monday, 11 July 2011

Carbon tax comeback

Yesterday I mentioned that there's opposition and even threats of strikes in protest against the carbon tax, suggesting that Labor's love-in with the Greens - who've had a fluky election result give them the balance of power in parliament and who I feel have probably pushed Gingery Dullard to go back on her pre-election promise not to do introduce the kind of tax she introduced yesterday - is going to cost them. Of course if the ALP have anything to do with things it's going to cost the Greens instead.

AN influential Labor strategist has called for the major parties to starve the Greens of preferences in a One Nation-style pincer movement designed to kill the party.
Former Victorian ALP secretary Stephen Newnham predicted the ALP and the Coalition would soon swap preferences to isolate the Greens federally and at a state level.
[...]
Mr Newnham, a prominent figure in right-wing Labor politics, is considered one of the leading forces in the ALP for having predicted the rising threat of the Greens and the need to expose their policies. Between 2005 and 2009, he ran the Victorian ALP and was one of several figures who stressed that the Greens could become a major threat, particularly in key inner-city streets.
Mr Newnham said the Victorian Liberal Party's decision to preference against the Greens at the last state election in key seats would herald the beginning of the end of the major parties preferencing the Greens.
[...]
"The last (Victorian) election was potentially the greatest strategic disaster for the Greens in this country," he said.
"And the reason it was such a disaster was, for the first time, a major party preferenced them last and won a narrow election, arguably on the back of doing it."

And I'd be right behind that, and even voting for it, except for two little problems. I don't think it speaks well of an electoral system if the biggest fish in the pond can get together and manipulate it with the intention of destroying a smaller opposing party, and, somewhat hypocritically, I'm not really much keener on the ALP or the Liberals either and wouldn't shed a tear if it was done to both of them.

Still, it's probably the Green tail wagging the ALP dog that we've got to thank for Jules going back on her promise not to introduce the kind of tax she introduced yesterday, so fuck 'em.

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swbk2345 101p · 715 weeks ago

I never in my wildest dreams thought that Aussie's would put up with this shit. I thought they were a feistier bunch than Britons.

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Reinhard · 715 weeks ago

Nah most Aussies couldn't give two mugs of rat shit about politics. If the government wants to butt-rape us with a new tax they usually go for a beer to while away the time 'till the sports news. Mind you, if some Muslims are killing our cows in a painful way, we seize-up the entire industry. In fact, AE, I'm surprised you haven't commented on that.

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Angry_Exile 90p · 715 weeks ago

Meant to, Reinhard. It's certainly a wonderful piece of government idiocy as well as an example of how not to deal with neighbouring nations, but it's been blogged better than I could by the Real World Libertarian, who also knew aspects I didn't. Perhaps I'll do a précis piece and link to Jim's stuff on the subject.

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Angry_Exile 90p · 715 weeks ago

That the legendary Croc Dundee type of free-willed, independent thinking Ocker who'd tell the government to go and get fucked and which the country was supposed to be full of turned out to be much more legendary than I'd thought came as a bit of a surprise to me as well. That said, there is a lot of anger that Gillard specifically ruled this out for this parliamentary term. She's almost certainly bought the votes of the Green believers who were angry with Rudd for not doing this, but I think she's caused more people to be angry with her than to be pleased. The timings are interesting too - the tax begins to bite next year and there'd need to be an election about a year afterwards, which doesn't leave much time for opponents to get used to it and forget the issue. And let's not forget that Dullard last time having not inflicted this tax and not gone back on any promises she could only manage a minority government. Election 2012 is going to be interesting and may prompt a change of tone on this blog - I might get to slag the Liberals off a bit more.

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