Police said a 32-year-old Derrimut man was taken to the Royal Melbourne Hospital with fractures, while a 27-year-old Taylors Hill woman and a Richmond man and woman - both believed by paramedics to be aged 19 - were transported to the Sunshine Hospital with minor injuries.It doesn't equal 5 either.
An Ambulance Victoria spokesman said another man who was injured refused to be treated.
UPDATE - Lesson #2, from Professor Bucko of the Department of Inadvisable Cervid Power Modifications:
First up we have the story of an unexpectedly low turnout of Christmas shoppers this weekend.
Immediately following that we have the story of an unexpectedly high turnout this weekend.
Hopefully these aren't too difficult for the subeditors to keep up with.