Insisting that he is a human being with feelings, the Deputy Prime Minister said even his sons ask their “Papa” why he is hated by students following the row over tuition fees.Awwww, Nicky! Maybe this'll cheer you up.
In words which will irritate No 10, he distanced himself from the Prime Minister, who he referred to as “Dave,” and insisted that, despite appearances, the two are not friendly.
He also admitted telling “white lies” to his family to explain his absences, adding that he was often "quite miserable" at the amount of time he was forced to spend away from them.
... He added that he “cries regularly to music”.
The Cure - Boys Don't Cry by umusic
Or not. Now man up, Emo Kid. You're the Deputy fucking PM, and as I recall you wanted the bloody job.