Seven other directors received pay rises of between 3 per cent and 33 per cent. The biggest rise went to Nick Jobling, the Met Office’s chief financial officer, whose total salary jumped by a third to up to £100,000.Meanwhile, as everyone turns up the heating to deal with the extreme snow brought on the mild winter with above average temperatures the Met Orifice predicted (fail!) the gas supply is starting to look a little shaky.
Fuck me gently with a warble gloaming induced icicle.