The UK is preparing to celebrate an evening of great British terrorism by burning effigies of Guy Fawkes, the country’s most famous terrorist, on bonfires the length and breadth of the country.
As the world cringes from the threat of global terror organisations, the UK will enjoy a night spent extolling the virtues of Guy Fawkes, the man who invented the very genre of domestic terrorism.
“Al Qaeda think they invented blowing stuff up?” said one bonfire party planner.
“Not a chance. We Brits were planning world-class explosions four hundred years ago while they were still living in caves, well, worse caves.”
“Even now they haven’t found a good way of doing it without blowing themselves up at the same time, the bloody amateurs.”
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Historians have pointed out that one of the main benefits of this evening is the fact that everyone will once again realise just what a truly excellent idea blowing up Parliament with everyone inside, actually is.
Friday 6 November 2009
Blowing stuff up before Al Qaeda and Mythbusters ever thought of it.
Nice.
Blowing stuff up before Al Qaeda and Mythbusters ever thought of it.
2009-11-06T05:50:00+11:00
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