Thursday, 1 December 2011

Misanthropes speak

Yesterday I mentioned that there seemed to be disappointment in some areas - oh, alright, it was The Guardian - that 2011 has not seen record temperatures and warble gloaming is not baking us all to death in our revolting, right wing, miserable selfishness. It's no great surprise that they're not alone, being in the company of none other than Phil Jones. Yes, him again.
>From: Phil Jones [mailto:p.jones@uea.ac.uk]
Sent: 05 January 2009 16:18
To: Johns, Tim; Folland, Chris
Cc: Smith, Doug; Johns, Tim
Subject: Re: FW: Temperatures in 2009

Tim, Chris,
I hope you're not right about the lack of warming lasting
till about 2020. I'd rather hoped to see the earlier Met Office
press release with Doug's paper that said something like -
half the years to 2014 would exceed the warmest year currently on
record, 1998!
[...]
When you profess a belief that warming will be catastrophic and kill millions that's a really lovely thing to hope for, Phil, you great humanitarian, you. And did you even consider how unlikely this actually is to happen? At the time you wrote that, January 2009, you must already have been aware that in your own HADCRUT3 record the nine years 1999-2007 inclusive all failed to exceed your desired record, and since there are only sixteen years from 1998 to 2014 that was mathematically impossible even if 2009-14 all broke it. It should already have been crystal clear when you wrote that email that what you were hoping for simply would not, could not, happen. Expressing the hope that it would might suggest getting some primary school level maths wrong, or it might suggest that jigging the figures to make some of the years that weren't quite warm enough just a little warmer was being considered. Wouldn't be as good as real warming, which if I understand the warmist ideology is not good but bad yet is also good if it's bad for people, but it might be good enough if it persuades people to support policies which are bad for them. Or something.

I'm not going to speculate which of those is more likely, but I will say this. A bloody good dose of global warming might be just the thing needed to help Phil Jones thaw out his fucking heart.


H/T Watts Up With That.