Quote of the Day

Or possibly Tweet of the Week, on the subject of the comedian that nobody had heard of until the bellend pied Rupert Murdoch.

Last night, Mr May-Bowles's membership of the Labour Party was suspended and a woman claiming to be his girlfriend posted on Twitter: "Not funny. Not clever. Not your girlfriend."

Still, calling him a greedy billionaire like that... comic genius, eh?

Cunt.