High cost of energy? Are you keeping up, carbon tax fans? And while we're on the subject, what the fuck is all this crap about a London style congestion tax (fortunately given the flick by the Victorian government - see, fellas, you can get something right) when it turns out that car use has fucking declined over the last six years?
Is this genuine idiocy or is it a secret plan to tackle immigration concerns by making the place so ridiculously expensive to live that no bugger wants to come here anymore?
'Kinell. I'm off for a shit - who do I make the cheque out to when I flush the bog?