Thursday, 22 July 2010

What I'm missing out on by being a non-drinker.

I'd be a thinner, more intelligent, poison proof sex-machine who's also resistant to head and bodily injuries. Apparently.

So, Alcohol Concern, go fuck yourselves sideways on a beer keg.
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