Saturday, 26 June 2010

Football's coming home.

Or, according to one German pundit, England are going home. Psychic Paul apparently has a good track record at predicting Germany's results (insert any jokes about wars here) including 100% accuracy for this World Cup. His method of divination is fascinating. He doesn't go in for the showmanship and theatrics of other psychics and settles for simply having keepers put a bit of food in his tank and... wait, whut?



A fucking octopus? Oh bloody hell, and there I was ready to take ESP and psychic powers seriously.

Mind you, he'll be a hell of a goalie when he gets a bit bigger.
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4 comments:

  1. Dick Puddlecote26 June 2010 at 08:34

    Those tentacles look like they could be tasty deep-fried in batter.

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  2. JuliaM26 June 2010 at 16:02

    Probably a bit tough. You need to find and eat rhe babies. Yum!

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  3. Angry Exile26 June 2010 at 17:11

    I'd paint little blue circles on with food dye, but then I'm a bastard.

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  4. Captain Ranty28 June 2010 at 02:45

    That little eight legged bastard got it right.


    From,

    Depressed in Tripoli.

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