Cameron the small stater.

Where the fuck did this come from?

David Cameron unveiled an ambitious plan to roll back the size of the state with an election manifesto that placed responsibility and self-reliance at the heart of the nation's regeneration.

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Okay, I think I've got that out of my system. This is a man who said he's not a libertarian because

... freedom can too easily turn into the idea that we all have the right to do whatever we want, regardless of the effect on others. That is libertarian, not Conservative - and it is certainly not me.

It's certainly not you, but it isn't libertarian either, you cocktemptible fucking goon. Libertarianism is not the right to do whatever you want regardless of the effect on others but the right to do whatever you want providing there is no negative effect on others. If the man who hopes to run the country in a few weeks time can't understand that fundamental point then he's not fucking bright enough even to be considered. Beyond that for someone who wants to reduce the size of the state he's (a) making no obvious plans to do so and (b) talking an awful lot about governing Britain. Dave, you're just another paternalist, authoritarian, statist cunt, aren't you?

Fuck off. Next!