Tuesday, 30 March 2010

Policing Down Under

Via email:

An Aussie is trying to get into the Police force
The Sergeant at his interview looks over his application form and says, 'Well mate, you qualifications look pretty good, but there's an attitude suitability test you have to pass before you're in.'
'Okay, so what do I do?' asks the bloke.
The cop passes over a pistol.
'Right,' he says. 'Take this pistol and go and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.'
'Why the rabbit?'
'Good attitude,' says the Sergeant. 'You can start Monday.'

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