Sounds like government work to me.

If this isn't already happening somewhere in the UK I'd say that Gordon Brown is losing his touch when it comes to creating unproductive non-jobs that achieve fuck all except to make his numbers look better.



Edit: possibly I should point out that the inspector says 'one of these went off in Yeppoon' which is a coastal town in Queensland, and not 'your poon' which might suggest something less than flattering about the intimate capacities of the local girls where the ad was shot.