Wednesday, 17 February 2010

The Oxley Moron.

Pauline Hanson, one time federal MP for the Queensland seat of Oxley (hence her nickname), is apparently going to migrate to Britain. She's apparently fed up with the nanny state here and says that this is no longer the land of opportunity. Well, okay, there's perhaps a bit of truth in that, but going to fucking Britain?

Ahahahahahahahaha. Ha hah hahahahahahahahahaha. Ahahahahahahahaahhahaahahahahaahaahaaaaahaa.

Pauline, love, if you think Australia is over taxed and over regulated just wait till you get off the plane at Heathrow. It'll all be downhill from there because the country is, not to put too fine a point on it, fucked and all the main political parties - nanny statists to a man mong - see taxing people as the solution. Also your feelings about migrants are going to be, erm... how shall I put this... challenged, and since you will be one yourself bitching about it will be batting a very sticky wicket.

If I gave a shit I'd wish you luck, but I will suggest you keep an open return. If only for the sake of The Chaser's Andrew Hansen. Poor lad might pine a bit.

4 comments:

  1. "Ahahahahahahahaha. Ha hah hahahahahahahahahaha. Ahahahahahahahaahhahaahahahahaahaahaaaaahaa."

    I'll second that!

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  2. And that's one brilliant song! :)

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  3. Yes, I fell about when I saw this earlier!

    You would think she might have done a bit of research before making her choice....

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  4. Julia, yeah. Wonder if Andrew Hansen (name irony or what) is going to write another verse.

    microdave, actually I think she's a good example of someone emigrating for the wrong reasons. She's running from Australia, not going to Britain for what's on offer there.

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