Thursday, 31 December 2009

In fairness...

... it's not just the smoking ban damaging pubs if many of them keep doing this.
In a survey of 30 pubs, bars and restaurants, 88 pints were bought by Trading Standards Officers in Birmingham. Only 9 drinks were a full pint, making over 88per cent of pints pulled short measure. The average shortfall found was 3.94 per cent.
Landlords, if you want the best chance of keeping the customers who are still prepared to come to your pubs only to be banished outside if they smoke (and with all this you can fuck that for a game of chess), I suggest that shitting on them is probably not a good long term strategy.

2 comments:

  1. But the real question is...how many of the council employees were the full pint? ;)

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