Health and safety warning.

Thanks for the useful tip, Epson, because if it wasn't for that I might well have torn apart a cartridge in order to drink the contents if I was feeling a bit thirsty. Fuck's sake, what next? 'Other way up' written on the bottom of saucepans?

Product warnings for the hard of thinking have got completely out of hand and should be replaced by one simple phrase:

You bought the fucking thing so you take responsibility for using it correctly - end of.

Stop treating us all like retarded cunts.