Saturday, 5 September 2009

How to drive a cat insane.

You will need the following:
  • Computer
  • Web cam
  • Cat
  • Incontinence pants
Method:

Connect web cam to computer and set its output to appear on the monitor. Place web cam so as to point directly at whatever is in front of the monitor. Built in web cams on iMacs etc are ideal for this. Place cat in front of monitor and introduce it to cat inside monitor. Put on incontinence pants before you piss yourself.

Works best on cats that are already addicted to watching the monitor for lolcats and Youtube clips of cats being stupid, or have ever attempted to catch and eat the mouse cursor.

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