Friday, 28 August 2009

A MAJOR study has confirmed the existence of salivating, murderous clowns lurking under the bed of every child, Britain's parents said last night.
Who could they be talking about?

2 comments:

  1. "Jack Barnes, a six year-old from Knutsford, said: "I was a very noisy boy until daddy told me the story of Bobo the Slasher who lives under my bed.

    "He said that if I refused to eat my tea or if I asked to go pee-pees after bedtime then Bobo would put me in a giant food blender and Supernanny could go fuck herself."


    Heh! I love 'Daily Mash'. It's really more than just a version of 'The Onion', it's ineffably British humout...

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  2. Ah, bogeymen. They're great thinly sliced then Sautéed in olive oil and garlic.

    Well, that's what me dad told me.

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