Couldn't happen to a nicer person.

Normally I wouldn't be pleased to hear that some poor sod's had their car vandalized - I've been on the receiving end of that a couple or three times and it's a pain in the arse. You have to get repairs sorted out, you lose the insurance excess, it puts your premiums up if it happens again unless you're lucky enough to have a very understanding insurer, and so on. As I said, it's a pain in the arse so normally, normally, I'd be full of sympathy for anyone who has had, to paraphrase Vincent Vega, some bastard fuck with their wheels.

Normally.....

Bwahahahaahahahaahahahaaahahaahahahahaha.

UPDATE: I notice on the ITN/MEN video below that the car is on double yellows. What do we reckon? Parked there because she's too important to take notice of rules the rest of us are expected to adhere to? Or daft enough to drive off with four flat tyres, or at least daft enough not to raise any objection to hubby or someone else taking the chance that all four wheels won't slide out of the rubber on a corner? Either way, I think her constituents should be telling her to fuck off. If she's not too greedy and too ready to feather her nest for Salford's tastes she's either too daft or too self important as well. Actually my money would be on all three.