Alan Duncan...

... what a total twat!



Look Alan, you venal little bastard, there may be an element of truth in that but I expect that fairly few people who have "done anything" in the outside would want to go into Westminster politics these days anyway. To paraphrase the old joke, you'd rather stick to something comparatively honest like being the piano player in a pox ridden whorehouse. Except of course you wouldn't, and that's how we tell the difference.

Cunt.