Saturday, 16 May 2009

Unbe-fucking-lievable.

I really hope that this was made up.
Hazel “Flipper” Blears was there, perkier than ever after writing her £13,000 cheque to the taxman. Had it been cashed yet? “I don’t know,” she chirped as guests fought — yes, actually fought — to have their picture taken with her. “I’ve given it to them!”

I looked (down) at her in amazement, even as I was dragooned into taking pictures. She didn’t know if a cheque that is more than some people’s annual wage had been cashed yet? Who says politicians live in a different world?

2 comments:

  1. "...exclaimed one guest, who admitted that the only politician that she really wanted to meet was David Miliband. “He’s such an intellectual.” "

    Wha..? On what scale, for crissake?

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  2. Compared to the fawning cretin who said it perhaps?

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