Run! RUUUUUNNN! Run for your lives! We're being invaded by enormous fucking spiders with great big hairy legs and tempers that make Shelob look like a quiche eating hippy. RUUU.. oh hang on. It's up in Queensland where they can afford to give some bastard £75,000 for spending six months on Hamilton Island supposedly promoting tourism by blogging, surfing and wanking himself senseless about having the best job in the world, so bollocks to 'em. If he's still alive by the end of the week he can add to the last tourist promotion.
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