tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3267928368747294421.post956699966212208835..comments2023-09-06T22:58:43.907+10:00Comments on The Angry Exile: He what?Angry Exilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13697765915987279791noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3267928368747294421.post-37207772708530084702010-01-09T10:40:08.312+11:002010-01-09T10:40:08.312+11:00'Clunk click every trip, shove some grease on ...'Clunk click every trip, shove some grease on your dick'.<br /><br />If he'd remembered that wise old saying, then he would never have been caught in that embarrassing situation.<br /><br />Right, I'm off to shag a park bench. Now where'd I put that WD40...Rob Fnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3267928368747294421.post-40778931163159597542010-01-09T10:19:21.389+11:002010-01-09T10:19:21.389+11:00Somehow I think I'm going to regret contributi...<i>Somehow I think I'm going to regret contributing to this thread.....</i><br /><br />You think? If you don't regret it already there's something wrong. :-)Angry Exilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02491082312193274360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3267928368747294421.post-84886170132778375252010-01-09T10:07:03.648+11:002010-01-09T10:07:03.648+11:00Copper conducts heat better than stainless, so he ...Copper conducts heat better than stainless, so he would get a nice "all over" warming sensation, instead of localised burning.<br /><br />But it would be much easier to cut copper off with a pair of tin snips.<br /><br />These are purely observations, you understand.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Somehow I think I'm going to regret contributing to this thread.....microdavenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3267928368747294421.post-5013581424745831052010-01-09T08:29:46.231+11:002010-01-09T08:29:46.231+11:00Filthy Engineer, apologies. JuliaM's cost me m...Filthy Engineer, apologies. JuliaM's cost me more than one keyboard. :-)<br /><br />microdave, what are you saying, he should use a copper pipe next time? Actually that, er, raises another question: gentlemen, could you continue to stand to attention if someone was heading towards your joy department with a fucking angle grinder? I'd have thought just the sight of the thing starting up would have solved the problem in seconds unless...<br /><br /><br />... unless the guy enjoyed that too?<br /><br /><br /><br />Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.<br /><br />Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.<br /><br />Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.Angry Exilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02491082312193274360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3267928368747294421.post-51781429027971743192010-01-09T06:30:42.892+11:002010-01-09T06:30:42.892+11:00Stainless steel is bastard stuff to work with. And...Stainless steel is bastard stuff to work with. And using a grinder on metal quickly heats it up...<br /><br />And no, I didn't find that out trying to cut a bit of pipe off my knob....microdavenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3267928368747294421.post-72592453327098404612010-01-08T20:12:50.004+11:002010-01-08T20:12:50.004+11:00I've just spat coffee all over my keyboard!I've just spat coffee all over my keyboard!The Filthy Engineerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07584236558282159183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3267928368747294421.post-77481299940487972642010-01-08T19:45:40.229+11:002010-01-08T19:45:40.229+11:00Because surely if not aroused in the first place, ...<i>Because surely if not aroused in the first place, how'd he get it in the pipe?</i><br /><br />Might explain more why than how. And if not then that wouldn't have stopped him getting it in but also should have meant no trouble getting it off agai.....<br /><br />.... you know what? It is possible to over analyse things.Angry Exilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02491082312193274360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3267928368747294421.post-84660123570497968962010-01-08T19:07:14.330+11:002010-01-08T19:07:14.330+11:00'Aroused'..? Did they mean 'engorged&#...'Aroused'..? Did they mean 'engorged'?<br /><br />Because surely if not aroused in the first place, how'd he get it in the pipe?<br /><br />Don't these people have English degrees? ;)JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.com